I M TYPN IN CELL TYPE OF TYPN. COOL, RITE? PEACE OUT YO. THIS IS SO FRIKN COOL.

 YO. N OUT. (smiley face pic.)

 When I say, 'xgfhsguwk' I will write words that make sense. (HINT: Rearrange all letters except for the first and last.)     xgfhsguwk       Hlelo, how are on tihs fnie lolevy tmie?    

 

     What I really wrote: Hello, how are you on this fine lovely time?

 YO. Bye.

  Did you know that Taylor Swift is known to have been dating one of the Jonas brothers, or that Attila the Hun died of a bloody nose?  You didn't? Well, now you do! HOMIE G POP PEPPERONI FROM THE LEFT SIDE OF THE FRIDGE.........................WORD!! Sorry. Anyway, Mr.I'm-so-smart(not) was getting married to yet another wife(wife # 7). At his wedding feast, he ate and drank so much that that night he had a bad nosebleed. Attila was so very drunk that he did not realize his nose was bleeding, so he went to sleep. By mourning he was dead, drowned in his own(gross!)blood. OMG!!  There is a woman named Pear Heart that was the only woman ever caught robbing a stagecoach. That's all for now!

The First Post

 Hilo. (Hi+hello=hilo.) Hilo. Hilo. Hilo. Hilo. Hilo. Hilo. Hilo. That was 'hilo' in a lot of different fonts. NO STANK YOU!!!!! Sorry. As you know, this is my blog. My blog. Mine. My precious. Golem. (*COUGH*) Sorry again. Whoa. What was that beautiful image?! I must be seeing stars! ****** Oh yeah. that was me. Keep looking for more posts! (*COUGH*) Golem.